2008-02-27

KATIE HOLMES

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THIS IS THE STORY OF THE MOST PERFECT FEMMBOT EVER



BEFORE TOM GOT TO HER, KATIE WAS FULL OF LIFE
SHE WAS DATING A CHARMING BOY NAMED CHRIS KLEIN
AFTER FOUR YEARS TOGETHER THEY BROKE UP
AND CHRIS HAD TO RESORT TO GETTING A LOOK ALIKE:
JENNIFER GOODWIN
KATIE FELL UNDER TOM'S SPELL AND HAD A CUTE BABY ROBOT NAMED SURI

' KATE' AND TOM HAD A BIG SPLASHY SCIENTOLOGY WEDDING

AND EVEN MATCHING HAIRCUTS

SOON 'KATE'S' TRANSFORMATION WAS COMPLETE SHE HAD BEEN PROGRAMMED TO PERFECTION WITH THE HELP OF A FELLOW ROBOT, VICTORIA BECKHAM SHE TURNED INTO QUITE A FASHIONISTA








THE END

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EMILIO PUCCI : FALL 2008 READY TO WEAR




MATTHEW WILLIAMSON (DESIGNER FOR PUCCI)


Omigod this collection rocks my world so hard.

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CELEB LOOKS

INTRODUCING: HARLOW WINTER KATE MADDEN
Omigod she looks so much like Nicole it's crazy. Nicole looks about16 in that picture though I know she's 26. I hope she keeps on the extra weight she's gained and doesn't go back to her old ways.


PARIS & BENJI MADDEN
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WTF Moment. I find it strange that Nicole and Paris haven't been photographed together in a while...?

KELLY OSBOURNE
Wow Kelly is really getting skinny, but her face has stayed the same. Strange.

ALL HAIL: QUEEN RACHEL

Omigod she looks insane with her new hair, I didn't think she could get any hotter!

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30 comments:

WendyB said...

I'm impressed by your speech bubble efforts!

Jen (MahaloFashion) said...

^ haha thanks wendy!

Live Fabulously said...

ugh, i've been having problems w/my pics not showing up. finally fixed it and got it to work.

re: katie-bot - at least they made her a fashionable robot. ;)

Marleaux said...

I used to love Kate in Chris. That relationship made sense. Kate started looking like Anna Wintour when she cute her hair.

I always love the Pucci and Mathew Williamson collection.

I'm loving Kelly's jacket. But the buttons look like nipps.

Ediot said...

about the katie post.. it feels as she's grown like 10 years in just a short while.. i hope she feels well, because that relationship seems a bit strange..

Jelenie said...

Oh hon believe me! Chris Klein is nowhere near charming (he's the biggest a-hole) but still Katie was better when she had her own brains. :-D

bowerbird said...

Wow. We haven't seen nicole's baby photo's in aus. yet. Nicole looks amazing as always...Loving rachels fringe too.

Chic Closet said...

Hahaha! I super love the Katie Holmes bit! I certainly do love Rachel Bilson's new do, it's stunning! She looks more tiny that I'd thought :P

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Elisabeth said...

Katie looks really glam nowadays - but she has lost that bubbly personality.

Nicole Richies kid is too cute! And will have an amazing wardrobe ;)

Woah - Kelly O is getting slimmer by the week!

Kira Fashion said...

Jen!

i love the katie´s story! hehehe

For sure, she is not so natural as she was before...

we don´t know what happens behind the media...in their house...

a kiss
thanks so much for linking me!!!

have a nice and great day!

Masha said...

hahahaha the story of kate and tom made me laugh out lound, thanx ;)

Lorraine said...

oh, that was a great story you made about tomcat!!!
thx for linking me!

Flashy_Shades said...

that is one chic alien. and i am obsessed with all things matthew williamson.

Cate said...

oh haha the katie holmes story is hilarious! you're right, she really IS a robot. her style is maybe more elegant now, but i sure liked her better as the girl-next-door she was before she met cruise.
i agree with you about nicole.
i know a guy who is just like kelly osbourne: his body is so slim he almost seems anorexic but his face looks "well-covered" ^^
i like rachel's new hair really much too.

Modelizer said...

Nicole's baby seriously looks like it's trying to say "Sup Bitches" It's interesting that she looks better than the baby when usually People makes the mother and child look equally fabulous.

millicent said...

wow katie and that other chick really DO look alike. but katie's prettier. the robot part is funny, ha i actually agree.
i love the whole first look at pucci. i want that jacket!
and again wow nicole's baby is the cutest thing ever. i've always rooted for nicole. and i love rachel's dress.

Audrey Hilton said...

J'adore ton blog =)
Tu sais parler de mode sans en abuser (car oui.. trop c'est trop quand on voit que des photos de défilé) bref j'aime beaucoup ton blog =)

Et c'est vrai que c'est assez bizarre que Kelly Osbourne mincisse sans que son visage ne fonde.. =/

Neekoh said...

Unfortunately, I do not like Rachel's hair like that :/

But Katie... she's a freakin' knockout! You think she's lost weight too? She just looks almost frail. Still hot though.

Mike said...

With Tom Cruize being a closet homo, I wonder who donated their sperm for Suri?

Miss Woo said...

Is it compulsary for Good Charlotte to date L.A It girls? Just wondering...

Anika said...

oh my god, is that really rachel bilson? she looks amazing, hands down.

Lotem said...

I fully agree with that "omigod this collection rocks my world" comment.
omigod the prints!

Secret Agent said...

Hahaha...I like your story quite a bit. Tom's Magic Rays.
Kelly Osbourne is getting quite thing, eh? Some people just can't lose weight in certain areas of their body and I'm guessing her face is her area.

Daphné said...

Love your "Kate is a robot" story!She has really been programmed well!
And how cute is Nicole's daughter?You are so right: she looks exactly like her mommy!

enc said...

Nice job on the Holmes/Cruise post. The Pucci was great, and I loved the celeb stuff. Great blog!

The Seeker said...

Oh, I really like Pucci's pictures.
And the tights aren't transparent.
I just read that it would be transparent....

I liked the other stuff too.

Thanks for the Oscars posts.

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aschlee said...

very interesting observations. I've noticed too. Katie Holmes definitely changed... her style changed (for the better), but she doesn't seem as bubbly 'n happy (you're right she's prbly a robot lol). Nicole richie should definitely keep the extra weight, otherwise she looks scary 'n yeah kelly osbourne is looking good, but yeah her face... I don't have an answer for it.. *pout*

In Yr Fshn said...

Wow, what a great summary of the Cruise affair!
Also, now that I'm seeing ehr again, Bilson looks like Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley, no?

iñaki said...

Great restrospective of Katie!


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Seraphine said...

I've been sick all week, so finally got to catch up on your blog. The series on Katie is touching. She seems "quieter" now, but I wonder if that's because of the Tom Cruise media attention she gets.
I love Harlow- what a great baby name. Nicole looks very happy.