THE NICOLE RICHIE TIME LINE IN A STORY

I've been waiting for Nicole to come out so I can do this post about her, don't ask how I was able to organize and manage all this information off the top of my head. This just shows how deeply my obsession is rooted.

WHAM BAM SHE'S OUT!

Is it possible to be that skinny again in two weeks? God I want to know what kind of diet she's on!

BACK IN THE DAY WITH PARIS

NICOLE WAS A FIGURE SKATER

NICOLE WENT THROUGH SOME SERIOUS TEENAGE REBELLION AND FOUND HERSELF IN REHAB

WHEN SHE GOT OUT OF REHAB AND WENT ON THE SIMPLE LIFE. SHE THOUGHT HER CLOTHES SHOULD BE MORE SIMPLE AS WELL

SHE STARTED HOOKING UP WITH RACHEL ZOE WHO MADE HER LOSE WEIGHT AND WASH HER FACE.
SHE GOT SKINNIER AND HAPPIER AND STARTED SPENDING TIME WITH THE FAM
NIC STARTED NOTICING THAT PEOPLE WERE NOTICING HER SO SHE STARTED TO STEP OUT A LOT MORE.
AFTER GETTING A LOT OF PUBLIC ATTENTION JIMMY CHOO ASKED HER TO POSE IN ADS FOR THEIR COLLECTION
NICOLE MET DJ AM, WHO LIKE HER DECIDED TO PUT DOWN THE BURGER AND THEY FELL IN LOVE AND GOT ENGAGED
NICOLE STARTED TO SOFTEN AND SCULPT HER LOOK MORE AND MORE
AFTER 3 YEARS OF DATING, SHE AND DJ AM BROKE UP AND SHE STARTED DATING BRODY JENNER, WHO WAS ONLY USING HER TO SEE IF HE COULD GET HER TO EAT, THEY BROKE UP A FEW MONTHS LATER.
NICOLE LICKED HER WOUNDS AND DECIDED TO FOCUS ON SETTING TRENDS SHE EXPERIMENTED BY DYING HER HAIR RED FOR A WHILE
SHE EVEN STARTED DATING A NEW BOY, BUT THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG
AFTER BREAKING UP WITH THE NEW BOY, SHE NEEDED A FRESH CHANGE AND DECIDED TO DYE HER HAIR DARK!
SHE STARTED LOOKING AND DRESSING BETTER THEN EVER!
AND THANKS TO HER NEW HAIR COLOR AND FAB STYLE SHE WAS ABLE TO ATTRACT A NEW BOY, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS FRESH OFF HIS BREAK UP WITH THE DUFFSTER
JOEL SUPPORTED NICOLE THROUGH HER D.U.I. EVEN THOUGH HE THOUGHT OF BREAKING UP WITH HER AFTER LANDING JOEL, SHE DECIDED SHE NO LONGER NEEDED TO BE A BRUNETTE AND WENT BACK TO BLOND.

SHE CONTINUED TO WORK HARD ON HER DAY JOB, SETTING TRENDS AND LOOKING GOOD.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHE'S CONCEIVING BABY "HARLOW WINTER KATE MADDEN" WHILE ATTENDING THE MTV AUSTRALIA AWARDS IN SYDNEY

RUMORS START TO SWIRL EVERYWHERE THAT SHE'S PREGNANT BUT NOBODY CAN BELIEVE IT BECAUSE SHE'S SO SKINNY AND THEN BANG A PARADE OF THE BEST, MOST WONDERFUL MATERNITY FASHIONS CONFIRM THE OBVIOUS NICOLE DECIDES THAT BLACK IS SLIMMING IN THE EARLY STAGES, ADJUSTING TO THE CHANGES IN HER BODY.

NICOLE AND JOEL DECIDED THAT THEY NEED SOME VACATION TIME IN AUSTRALIA AND HAWAII WHILE THEY ARE WAITING FOR HARLOW TO BE BORN
NICOLE GETS OVER THE FACT THAT SHE'S GETTING BIGGER AND DECIDES TO WEAR MORE COLOR!

9 MONTHS LATER ...WHAT WILL THE FUTURE BRING?

Mahalo fashion,

Jen

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